1. 16:13 21st Oct 2014

    Notes: 28

    Reblogged from kierkegaawd

    Tags: thank you

    kierkegaawd:

    suckmywinchester:

    I just had the worst night/morning ever. I’ve spent something like 9 hours with stomach cramps and the doctor said that my cramps were as strong as those women have during their period. How do you even live with a thing like that, once at month??? I COULDN’T EVEN SPEAK FOR THE PAIN ?? ? ?

    All of my respect to my dear ladies out there.

    the awakening

    this happened to my brother once, and since then, he stopped bothering me for anything during my period. 

     
  2. hachikenty:

Saturday Johnny’s 2014.10.18 - Nakajima Kento

Private: [Johnny’s WEST’s Shigeoka Daiki is] probably my best friend in all of Johnny’s. Our hobbies suit each other surprisingly well. We meet, and text often.

    hachikenty:

    Saturday Johnny’s 2014.10.18 - Nakajima Kento

    Private: [Johnny’s WEST’s Shigeoka Daiki is] probably my best friend in all of Johnny’s. Our hobbies suit each other surprisingly well. We meet, and text often.
     
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  5. X-Men First Class: Summary

    1. Erik: *very sad life in concentration camp*
    2. Nazi Kevin Bacon: *eats chocolate, shoots Erik's mother*
    3. Erik: *screams in anguish*
    4. LOGO MAKES U SHIT URSELF WITH EXCITEMENT
    5. Erik: *Is now Michael Fassbender* im gonna fukcign KILL kevin bacon *continues to sit sexually on bed in damp bathrobe*
    6. MEANWHILE
    7. Charles: *seems to be perpetually slightly drunk, flirting*
    8. Raven: *cockblocks, saving Charles from continued embarrassment*
    9. Raven: fucking nerd
    10. MEANWHILE
    11. Moira MacTaggert: *strips down unnecessarily, exists in this movie unnecessarily*
    12. Shaw: *no longer eating chocolate, no longer speaking german, still kevin bacon*
    13. Emma Frost: *is a mutant queen*
    14. Moira: o FUCK I better call that charles twink
    15. iN ARGENTINA
    16. Erik: *wears fedora, drinks beer, murders 3 people*
    17. Erik: I'm so fucking badass
    18. BACK IN ENGLAND, CHARLES DRINKS BEER SEXUALLY, CONTINUES TO BE SLIGHTLY DRUNK
    19. Moira: heyo small mutant man we need u because plot
    20. Charles: yea ok i'll leave my life and teaching job here at FUCKING OXFORD because plot
    21. CIA men: pftt we don't trust this british guy with his tweed suit
    22. Charles: you fUCKED UP
    23. CIA men: tru
    24. CHARLES, THE CIA, AND ERIK CONVERGE ON SHAW'S YACHT SIMULTANEOUSLY BECAUSE PLOT
    25. Charles: there's a man, a hot man in the water *dives in like a thirsty hoe*
    26. Erik: nice
    27. Charles: nice
    28. Erik: nice
    29. Charles: nice
    30. Raven: fucking nerds
    31. LATER
    32. CIA men: here's a facility and a young whippersnapper scientist for u
    33. Hank: *is outed as a mutant*
    34. Charles: it gets better
    35. Hank: here is a very convenient early prototype of cerebro i just threw together in my spare time
    36. Charles: *comments about his hair*
    37. Erik: *checks out charles' butt ad infinitum*
    38. CHARLES AND ERIK EMBARK ON AN EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITMENT ROADTRIP, SET TO SOME FUNKY TUNES
    39. Wolverine: go fuck yourselves
    40. Erik: k
    41. Charles: k
    42. Erik: hey babe we have kids now, what do
    43. Charles: i trust them, they'll be fine
    44. Mutants: *break window, destroy statue*
    45. Charles: ur fucking grounded
    46. CHARLES, ERIK, AND MOIRA GO TO RUSSIA TO LOOK FOR SHAW BUT ONLY FIND EMMA FROST
    47. Emma: yea Shaw is gonna start WWIII and it's 'president shaw' now btw
    48. Erik: fUKC NO
    49. Charles: calm ur mind babe, look at my cute fingerless gloves
    50. Erik: no charles, no, this is TOO MCUH
    51. SHAW BREAKS INTO THE CIA FACILITY AND KILLS DARWIN IN FRONT OF HIS GAY LOVER, HAVOK, BEFORE DISAPPEARING
    52. Charles: this is the fuKCING END. come to my sick ass mansion children, papa will teach u
    53. THE MUTANTS ARE TRAINED
    54. Raven: hey erik let's fuck even though ur obvs into charles and i'm obvs into hank but hey this was in the script so let's fuck
    55. Erik: i will accept but only under the guise of 'self acceptance' and bc it's in the script
    56. *forced kiss*
    57. Raven: *walks into kitchen naked*
    58. Charles: oh LORD ABOVE CHRISST ALMIGHTY MY EYES OH RAVEN PLEASE COVER YOUR BODY
    59. DISTRAUGHT FROM REJECTION, HANK ATTEMPTS TO CURE HIMSELF WITH AN AMATEUR SERUM HE CREATED AND DIDN'T APPEAR TO TEST. UNSURPRISINGLY IT GOES WRONG AND HANK BECOMES BEAST, BUT HE WAS ALSO //PREPARED FOR THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS// BECAUSE PLOT
    60. Erik: *looks at charles* that twink...hes wearing tight jumpsuit *conceals boner*
    61. Hank: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY????1?
    62. EXTENDED BATTLE SEQUENCE WHERE ALL MUTANTS GET TO USE THEIR POWERS, DRAMATIC SOUNDTRACK
    63. Erik: *boards Shaw's submarine* i fuckin got u now
    64. Shaw: fuck
    65. Erik: hey im just gonna take this rly convenient helmet u made that will keep my bf out of my head, thanks
    66. Charles: hey FUCK you and FUCK the police
    67. Erik: I'm....i'm gonna kill the humans for u bae
    68. MOIRA BEGINS SHOOTING, AND ERIK //HAS// TO DEFLECT THE BULLET INEFFICIENTLY, PARALYZING HIS LOVER
    69. Erik: *cradling his small lover*
    70. Charles: *single tear* if you love soemthing, let it go
    71. ERIK TELEPORTS AWAY WIT H HIS MINIONS
    72. Charles: that fucker, he wasn't supposed to acTUALLY do that.
    73. Moira: *kisses charles* *oh why the fuck did ths happen is was so forced and arbitrary but hey look NO HOMO IN THIS MOVIE NO HOMO SEE CHARLES AND ERIK ARE THE HETEROSTRAIGHT YES*
    74. Erik: I'm magneto now. magnet-o
    75. Matthew Vaughn: you're welcome, i have revitalized the entire franchise/fanbase
     
    1. Topic: Talk about your "Johnny's Family"
    2. Shige: The one who faithfully continues to contact lazy me, is Kento. He sends me a lot of messages like "You good?" and "I saw a newspaper article about your drama!" and things like that. These seem like trivial things, but the fact that he cares makes me happy. He doesn't send me sweet poems like the Kento you see on tv haha. Ah, but he did send me a really warm message on my birthday. But because he'd be embarrassed, the contents will have to remain a secret, haha. Watching Kento's activities, I feel happy, and also encouraged. His existence inspires me.
     
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  7. thedeliciousrude:

    My mum has started referring to Michael Fassbender as “Shagger” because she says all he ever seems to do in movies is sleep with people or “eye-fuck that blue-eyed lad in Xmen”.

     
  8. bashermoriarty:

    just a collection of the x-men cast tripping +

     
  9. 04:24 26th Sep 2014

    Notes: 184222

    Reblogged from yasuis

    sherlockbringthejam:

    "Money won’t make you happy"

    Yeah, financial stability is just horrible